My Blog

Unquestionably the Lamest Last-Minute Show and Tell Ever


originally uploaded by kjda.

Sam, stricken, as we walk into school today: It’s Show and Tell Day!
Me: Oh.
Sam: And we can’t pick something from the classroom anymore! I need something!
It is clear there is no point in suggesting that he just not give a show and tell today, not if I want to get out of there without tears. I suggest that I’ll go to the car and look for something.
The car is not the fertile show and tell ground it usually is (we’ve dug up pop-up books, ultrasound pictures, cars that go when you pull a zipper out and numerous other excellent items in the past). It’s a new car, just one week old, and as yet uncluttered. I am carrying nothing but my computer bag. I keep it, I suppose, admirably free of junk. But at this moment, this is not a good thing.
Thus, the mints.
I haven’t asked how it went.

KJUnquestionably the Lamest Last-Minute Show and Tell Ever


Join the conversation
  • Phentermine. - Saturday, March 21, 2009

    Xenical hgh phentermine quit smoking detox….

    Order phentermine online. Phentermine online. Phentermine cheap. Phentermine prescription. How does phentermine work. Phentermine weight loss. Best price for phentermine. Cheapest phentermine online. Mg buy phentermine….

  • Tramadol. - Sunday, March 22, 2009


    Cod overnight tramadol. Tramadol….

  • Horse sex video. - Sunday, March 22, 2009

    Horse sex video….

    Horse sex video….

  • Vicodin. - Monday, March 23, 2009

    House fox vicodin….

    Vicodin. Vicodin side effects. Next day delivery vicodin. Vicodin detox. Drug vicodin….

  • Flomax. - Monday, March 23, 2009

    Generic flomax….

    Flomax medication. Flomax problems. Women who take flomax. Flomax. Flomax 50 manufactured by universal well services….

  • Fastin pill ionamin fastin fastin side effects. - Tuesday, March 24, 2009

    Cheap fastin online low price fast delivery….

    Ionamin fastin. Cheap fastin overnight. Fastin. Side effects fastin. Prescription free fastin….

  • Liquid cialis. - Wednesday, March 25, 2009

    Buy cialis buy viagara….

    Taking viagra with cialis. Cialis. Cialis st….

  • Percocet withdrawal. - Wednesday, March 25, 2009

    Percocet for anxiety….

    Percocet dependency. Buy tylox percocet. How long is percocet in your system. Percocet….

  • Xanax cocktail. - Wednesday, March 25, 2009


    Xanax 2mg no prescription. Xanax dosage. Buy xanax without prescription. Can you buy xanax without a prescription. Xanax….

  • What is adderall. - Thursday, March 26, 2009


    Adderall xr side effects. Adderall xr. Dexadrine adderall comparison. Side effects of adderall xr. Adderall….

  • Side effects of tramadol. - Friday, March 27, 2009


    Tramadol. Buying tramadol experience fundeling com….

  • Buy propecia. - Saturday, March 28, 2009

    Propecia side effects….

    Tadalafil and proscar propecia success. Propecia side effects finasteride. Propecia side effects. Propecia reverse impotence….

  • Phentermine adipex. - Sunday, March 29, 2009


    Phentermine adipex bontril didrex. Adipex online. Adipex dangers. Purchase adipex online without prescription….

Comments are closed.